EXERCISE OR TRAVEL ?

As I was lounging about in bed preoccupied  with the affairs of the world, I quickly realized that I don't actually give a rat's-ass:

1. If running and cycling is good for your health, all postmen would live for eternity.

2. A whale swims non-stop, only consuming fish, drinks unsullied water, and is still gargantually obese
3. A rabbit jumps and hops and only survives for 15 years.
4. But the steady, lazy, laid back tortoise doesn't run and does no exercise, yet it lives for 450 years!

So don't exercise BUT go for organised travel instead:-

If you are one of these so called “wealthy”people, you may be tempted to join the international travel brigade. Your forte may be spending your money on touring with all its concomitant advantages and pleasures. Visiting your friends and family overseas is the way to go and it is easy to arrange everything by booking on line has many advantages. 

Remember that

By selecting a holiday, booking flights and hiring cars through a reputable travel group you can eradicate many difficulties because if the group is worth its salt, you will get instant gratification:

• Travelling independently can be fun, especially if you have pre-booked everything on line. Sort out your route, select and pick your hotels, find the sights you want to see, without fighting your way through timetables and opening times.

• At first your holiday may seem cheap but as you progress hotels, tips, car rental, taxis, petrol, parking, entrances, etc. all escalate dramatically - so sort it out beforehand on line and you know what you are in for.

• Find accommodation of your choice easily and on line with the click of a button.

• Find the car of your choice at budget prices - on line.

               

And you instruct me to workout?? I don't think so.

Rather take a holiday!